How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station.
A scientist crossed a skunk with an owl. He's got a bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.
Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them.
Name ten animals from Africa. Nine elephants and a giraffe.
Two's company, three's a crowd but what is four and five? Nine.
The thief stole a calendar. He got 12 months.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you
Do step ladders have real parents?
How do you keep an idiot in suspense???
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Can I have a return ticket please. Certainly, where to? Back here, you fool.
Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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