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Sunday, January 7, 2007

Hindi Sms For Hindvasi

Pathar se dosti, Jaan ko khatra.
Pathan se dosti, Demag ko khatra.
Daru se dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se dosti, raat be raat SMS ka khatra

Sabse intelligent koun: TUM
sabse smart koun: TUM
sabse strong koun: TUM
in sab me TUM se jyada koun: HUM
Lekin duniya me sabse acche dost kaun:
HUM TUM!

Dil mey KHUDA hain,
Aankh mey NASHA hain,
Baat mey MAZAA hain,
Chaal mey ADAA hain,
Andaaz bhi JUDAA hain,
Pyar mey WAFAA hain!
Arrey.... isiliye toh
sab log Mujhpar FIDAA hain...

Din Mein Chain Nahi, Rat Mein Neend Nahi, Jee Na Lage Kahin, Bhukh, Pyas lage Nahi, He Bhagwan kya ye Pyar hai? Bhagwan: Nahi Beti Tu CHIKEN GUNIA ki Shikar Hai!!!!

Ek Swal Aapke Liye,
"HUM AAPKE HAI KON",
Aapka javab bhi Film ka naam se hona chaihe,
Ye Sub ko bhejo aur dekho kya kya Naam Tumhare Milte hai

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Ha

Sardar: Raat muje ek aadmi ne
chaku dikhakar loot liya.
Friend:Lekin tere pas to hamesha Gun hoti hai.
Sardar-Wo maine chupa di thi,
varna wo bhi chori ho jati.

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai

kya ker rahay ho?
bussy ho?
kitna bussy ho?
ager kum ho to message kyun nahi karte ho?
ager ziyada ho to message kyun pad rahy ho?

If Malika plays roll of Draupadi,
Duryodhan will say pheli bhabhi ko sari to pehna,
hum to dekhen ye vastro mein kaisi lagti hai..?

Jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye,
husn ke tewar nukile ho gaye,
hum izhar karne me thode dhile ho gaye,
AUR UNKE HATH PEEL HO GAYE....

Humne Chaand se pooha teri Chaandni ka raaz kya hai?
Chaand ne aapki taraf Ishara kar ke kaha, Inhi say pucho jisay dekh kar mein chamakta hoon

Aap ek Mobile ki tarah ho, khwab mein atey ho SMS ki tarah, Dil mein bas jatay ho Ring Tone ki tarah; Mohabbat aapki hai Network ki tarah, hum ko bhool na jaana Balance ki tarah

Pyar ko mat chhupao, usey zarurat hai jatane ki,
Apni pratibhaon ko mat chupao,
unhe zarurat hai badhane ki,
Ab aur perfume mat lagao,
tumhe zarurat hai nahane ki

Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan aur sabse pyare dost ko Good Morning!

Dua hai Ki Kamyabi ke har sikhar pe aap ka naam hoga, aapke har kadam par duniya ka salam hoga,
Himat se mushkilon ka samana karna
hamari dua hai ki waqt bhi
ek din aapka gulam hoga.

Aye raat tu mere akelepan par havi mat ho,
Varna tu us din pastayegi,
jab mera mehboob meri bahon me hoga,
Aur tu ik pal main nikaljayegi

Darde Dil Mein Gam Ki Kaliyan Khilti Hain
Ab To Tanhayi Aksar Humse Milti Hai
Aapne Bandh Kiya Jabse SMS Karna
Mobile Ki Battery Jyada Chalti Hai.

Aaj aasman mein tare aise chamak rahe hai
Aaj aasman mein tare aise chamak rahe hai..
JAISE KAL CHAMAK RAHE THE !

Voh sadak ke is paar thi
hum sadak ke us par the
kuch hum aage badhe, kuch voh aage badhi
hum kuch aur aage badhe, voh bhi kuch aur aage badhi
ab hum sadak ke us par the, aur voh sadak ke is par thi.

From - Bhoomi Patel

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Har jazbat ko zuban nahi milti, har arzu ko dua nahi milti, muskan banaye rakho to duniya hai sath, aansuo ko to ankh me bhi panah nahi milti...

Sari duniya se ham anjaan bane unke liye.Hamse wahi ab anjaan bane bathe hai.E dil ab aur intzaar matkar.Lagta hai woh kisi aur ke mehman bane bathe hai...

Morning greetings doesnt only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!

Zindgi ki kashti kab lage kaun se kinare,kab ise milengi manchahi bahare. Jeena to padega hi kaise bi pyare,kabhi dosto ki bheed me to kabhi tanhai k sahare....

"Hsi-Hsi me kitno ko hsa diya,
hsi-hsi me kitne gamon ko chupa liya,
hsakr gya koi mujhe is kadr,
umar bhar ke liye wo mujhe hsna hi bhula gya..."

Kabi unki palko se unka izhaar hoga,
Dil ke kise kone mein unke hamare liye pyar hoga,
guzar rahi hai raat unki yaad mein,
kabhi unko hamara bhi intzaar hoga.

Zarurat hi nai alfaaz ki,dosti to cheez hai bas ehsaas ki,paas hote to manzar hi kya hota, dur se hi khabar hai hume aapki har saans ki...

Har pal Rehnda tera khayal ki kariye"
Zindgi bn gayi ek swal ki kariye"
Tusi ta lende nahi khabar sadi"
Nahi reh hunda puche bina twada haal ki kariye.

Pad likh kar kya karna hai,
Akhir1 din sabko marna hai,
Mar kar bhi agar janam liya,
to fir sala pehli class se hi to padhna hai !!

Reh Reh kar aapki yaad aati hai, Sms na ane ki wajah satati hai, soch rahe hai jarur koi gum hai, ya phir aapke dil me hamare liye jagah kam hai!

Haste-Haste ansu gir jaate hai jab apke saath bitae pal yaad ate hai,kya hua jo aaj aap hamare saath nahi,hum aaj bhi apni dosti ke tarane sabhi ko sunate hai.

Lo aaj hamne apko pahle yad kiya is khub surat subah ko aap ke naam kiya, Aachha gujre ye din aapka dil se hai yeh paigam diya

Tere shahr ka mausm bada suhana lage,
ek sham chura lu agar bura na lage,
tere bas me ho bhul jana mujhe,
tujhe bhul jane me shayad mujhe jamana lage

Tu nhi to zindagi me kya reh jayega,
door tak tanhaiyon ka silsila reh jayega,
har kadam par saath chalna e dost,
varna teri dosti se kuch gila reh jayega.

aap na aasmaan se tapkaye gaye hain,
na upar se ludkaye gaye hain,
kahan milte hain aap jaise dost is duniya mein,
aap to specially order de k banvaye gaye hain.......

jane kya zamana mujhse chahta hai,
mera dil tod kar mujhe hasana chahta hai,
jane kya baaat jhalakti hai mere chehre se,
har saksh mujhe aajmana chahta hai..

From - Bhoomi Patel

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lovely Love Sms

Men love because they are afraid of themselves, afraid of the loneliness that lives in them, and need someone in whom they can lose themselves as smoke loses itself in the sky

Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle.

If you have love in your life it can make up for a great many things you lack. If you don't have it, no matter what else there is, it's not enough

Just because somebody doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

Pure love and suspicion cannot dwell together: at the door where the latter enters, the former makes its exit.

Expect the people you love to be better. It helps them to become better. But don't get upset when they fail. It helps them keep trying.

I have no regrets. I will never regret loving someone because the feeling of love for five minutes is greater than an eternity of hurt.

Love bears all things, Love believes all things, Love hopes all things,
and most precious of all, Love endures all things. Come we love and make
things happy.

We are, each of us angels with only one wing;
and we can only fly by
embracing one another.
You want to become angel? Come I will give my
wing.
Love U.so much

When two people love each other, they don't look at each other, they look
in the same direction. Believe it or not.

Fear less, hope more, eat less, chew more, whine less, breathe
more,
talk less good for u. LOVE MORE and all good things will be yours.

Love the heart that hurts you,
but never hurt the heart that
loves you.
Plesae don't hurt my heart

dear cute...Love is the best medicine, and there is more than
enough to go around once you open your heart.pl. open your
heart 4 me with love

Let luv be the guide to ur dreams, let luv be the light to ur heart, let ur luv be the reason why somebody else's heart still continues to beat.

Dedicate time to enjoy, it's the secret of youth. Dedicate time for friends, it's the path to happiness. Dedicate time to luv n b loved, it's source of joy n satisfaction

Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U, u don't realise it...When U realise it, it's too late... U always luv the one who leaves U & leave the one who loves U

In life Luv is never planned nor does it happen for a reason. But when Luv is real, it becomes ur Plan for life and ur reason for living.

From - Bhoomi Patel

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Friends Sms

A true friend is not like the RAIN which pours and goes away. A true friend is like the Air. Sometimes silent but always around you.

THERE IS NO PLACE OF SORRY & THANKS
BECAUSE THESE WORDS WE MAY SAY 2 STRANGERS NOT 2 "FRIEND"

Open ur door when u r alone,Open ur heart when u feel sad... But don"t open ur hand when u need a friend,B"coz I m already holding ur hand forever... ""

I hear there is no space 4 sorry
in friendship but is necessary 2
say this b'cos it realise your
faith in your friend .

I say an du Listen its a Good friendship, U say & i Listen is a better Friendship,But i d'nt say & u Understand is the best Friendship..!

FRIENDSHIP is a network
tht needs:
no recharge!
no roaming!
no validity!
no activation!
no signal problems!
juz dont switchoff ur HEART.!

Every morning when
I open my eyes
I pray to God that
everyone should
have a friend like u
Why should only I suffer!

If care is wave I give u sea. If respect is a leaf I give u tree. If Trust is a planet I give u galaxy, If friendship is life I give u myself !

Hearts could only luv for a while, feet cud only walk for a mile, clothes won't forever be in style but having u as my friend is forever worthwhile.

Each day God sends his angels to guide us. We don't expect to see them with wings or with halo. Instead, they come in disguise & we call 'em friends. Thnx 4 being an angel to me!

7rule 2 b hapy
1-Nevr Hate
2-Dont wory
3-Live Simple
4-Expect a litil
5-Give a lough 2 all
6-Always Smil
7-Hav a gud frend like me

U r as strong as RUM, Fine as WINE,cool as BEER,Classic as WHISKY Sophisticated As VODKA.In al im Totally "TUNN" In ur friendship.

If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!

Meaning of Friendship : -
F-------FOREVER
R-------RESPONCIBLE
I--------INTELLIGENT
E-------EAGER TO MAIL
N-------NICE
D-------DIVINE
S--------SIMPLE
H-------HEARTLY
I--------INTERSTED
P-------PEACEFUL